The Story of My Misbehaving Laptop
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"All those caring, pampering, luxurious treatment that I gave my laptop felt wasted. "
I got up late this morning also. I ran in a panic, managing all the odds & reached the office on time.
My morning typically begins this way. I took a deep breath, relaxed a little and asked Kriti didi to bring a cup of tea for me. As I was sipping my tea, एक आवाज़ मेरे कानों को चीरते हुए मुझ तक पहुँची…
Bhartiiiii…
It was none other than my boss’ voice. थोड़ा हड़बड़ाते हुए, I entered his cabin thinking “कहीं फिर से कोई गड़बड़ तो नहीं कर दी मैंने?” But what can anyone do if the luck is bad.
Yesss, I was right… गड़बड़ तो हो गयी थी…
My train of गड़बड़ी passes from the stations of typos, alignments, damaged links etc. and stopped at the junction जहाँ website re-design की demand मेरा टक-टकी लगाये इंतज़ार कर रही थी..
IT ALL HAPPENED TO ME JUST BECAUSE OF MY LAPTOP THAT MISBEHAVED LAST NIGHT WHILE WORKING.
All those caring, pampering, luxurious treatment that I gave my laptop felt wasted. खैर… I went back to my desk, took out my laptop and then the old war started again.
The moment was perfect, I was working smoothly and making changes in the website. Then the clock struck at 12. Aur meri kismat ke bhi 12 baj gaye..
I got a message on my screen “not responding”.
At that very moment, I felt like the message on my screen loudly screaming at me –
My morning typically begins this way. I took a deep breath, relaxed a little and asked Kriti didi to bring a cup of tea for me. As I was sipping my tea, एक आवाज़ मेरे कानों को चीरते हुए मुझ तक पहुँची…
Bhartiiiii…
It was none other than my boss’ voice. थोड़ा हड़बड़ाते हुए, I entered his cabin thinking “कहीं फिर से कोई गड़बड़ तो नहीं कर दी मैंने?” But what can anyone do if the luck is bad.
Yesss, I was right… गड़बड़ तो हो गयी थी…
My train of गड़बड़ी passes from the stations of typos, alignments, damaged links etc. and stopped at the junction जहाँ website re-design की demand मेरा टक-टकी लगाये इंतज़ार कर रही थी..
IT ALL HAPPENED TO ME JUST BECAUSE OF MY LAPTOP THAT MISBEHAVED LAST NIGHT WHILE WORKING.
All those caring, pampering, luxurious treatment that I gave my laptop felt wasted. खैर… I went back to my desk, took out my laptop and then the old war started again.
The moment was perfect, I was working smoothly and making changes in the website. Then the clock struck at 12. Aur meri kismat ke bhi 12 baj gaye..
I got a message on my screen “not responding”.
At that very moment, I felt like the message on my screen loudly screaming at me –
But an immediate thought knocked my mind that if it continues to hate me, I need to apologize for whatever I did to make it hate me so damn much.
“PLZ PLZ PLZ ठीक से काम करना, PLZ RESPOND करना.. I SWEAR NEXT TIME से तुझे जरा भी परेशान नहीं करुँगी“. I started pleading.
A few moments later…
What is this behavior mannnn!!!! Can you please just stop behaving like my crush. He also never responds ☹ (I cried for a minute in a corner.)
“PLZ PLZ PLZ ठीक से काम करना, PLZ RESPOND करना.. I SWEAR NEXT TIME से तुझे जरा भी परेशान नहीं करुँगी“. I started pleading.
A few moments later…
What is this behavior mannnn!!!! Can you please just stop behaving like my crush. He also never responds ☹ (I cried for a minute in a corner.)
Even the task manager (who is made to rescue people from this disaster) is now a part of it. Yes, when you really need it, it never works!!!
All of sudden I heard the sound of steps walking towards me.
BOSSSSSS!!!!! DAMNNNN!!! NOW WHATTT???? MY LAPTOP IS NOT WORKING, मै क्या करूँ मैं मर जाऊं?? मेरी कोई FEELINGS ही नहीं है??
BOOM!! I looked at my boss first and then at my laptop…
Yeeeeeeeeeee..
My inner self screamed with happiness –
BOSSSSSS!!!!! DAMNNNN!!! NOW WHATTT???? MY LAPTOP IS NOT WORKING, मै क्या करूँ मैं मर जाऊं?? मेरी कोई FEELINGS ही नहीं है??
BOOM!! I looked at my boss first and then at my laptop…
Yeeeeeeeeeee..
My inner self screamed with happiness –
इस विकट स्थिति में भी कुछ लोग कालाबाजारी और धोखाधड़ी से बाज नहीं आ रहे हैं। कहीं रेमडेसिविर की कालाबाजारी हो रही है तो कहीं बेड उपलब्ध कराने और मरीज को अस्पताल ले जाने के लिए एम्बुलेंस चालकों द्वारा ज्यादा पैसों की मांग करने की खबरें आ रही हैं।
It started working. It’s responding. Yesss!!
But wait… I haven’t updated a single change on the website. कसम से बराबर डांट पड़ी…
WHAT IS THIS MISBEHAVIOUR MY LAPTOP!!!! (उस रात अपुन 2 बजे तक रोया…)
But wait… I haven’t updated a single change on the website. कसम से बराबर डांट पड़ी…
WHAT IS THIS MISBEHAVIOUR MY LAPTOP!!!! (उस रात अपुन 2 बजे तक रोया…)